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scififreaker:CrazyClimber: top dangling modifier of the day:
:CrazyClimber: "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
:CrazyClimber: i knew about cows and methane, but...
:me_tew: Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
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:xbain: "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age 25"
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:+shattersp1ne: hey i found out a way to abbreviate army
:+shattersp1ne: rme
:+shattersp1ne: i will make millions off of it
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:Neshie: whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
:Neshie: so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker
:Fariha_UK: :(
:Fariha_UK; i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
:Fariha_UK: cos they;re poisonous:/
:Neshie: erm ok
:Neshie: I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving
:Fariha_UK: ummm
:Fariha_UK: take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
:Neshie: ive eaten everything else
:Neshie: erm
:Neshie: theyre still red apples with or without skin
:Fariha_UK: hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
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:Soultechh: i say potato, you say potato
:Soultechh: doesn't really work on irc does it?
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:dzee: want to try again sara
:sara_sig: no
:sara_sig: gay thing
:sara_sig: too pissed off with it
:dzee: why does it crash?
:sara_sig: .
:sara_sig: ^ see that?
:sara_sig: That is a concentrated ball of rage
:sara_sig: Refined hatred poured into one small dot
:sara_sig: "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that
:sara_sig: I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
:sara_sig: It goes way beyond that
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JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.
vietchino: call 911
JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
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:TriNitY: how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
:Mr_Man: i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
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:AcidGame: Shit!
:legozrule: What?
:AcidGame: I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.
:legozrule: Then what?
:AcidGame: I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_<
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:the_Speed_Bump: I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
:the_Speed_Bump: Every day is a struggle.
:CrazyClimber: "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
:CrazyClimber: i knew about cows and methane, but...
:me_tew: Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
*
:xbain: "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age 25"
*
:+shattersp1ne: hey i found out a way to abbreviate army
:+shattersp1ne: rme
:+shattersp1ne: i will make millions off of it
*
:Neshie: whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
:Neshie: so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker
:Fariha_UK: :(
:Fariha_UK; i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
:Fariha_UK: cos they;re poisonous:/
:Neshie: erm ok
:Neshie: I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving
:Fariha_UK: ummm
:Fariha_UK: take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
:Neshie: ive eaten everything else
:Neshie: erm
:Neshie: theyre still red apples with or without skin
:Fariha_UK: hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
*
:Soultechh: i say potato, you say potato
:Soultechh: doesn't really work on irc does it?
*
:dzee: want to try again sara
:sara_sig: no
:sara_sig: gay thing
:sara_sig: too pissed off with it
:dzee: why does it crash?
:sara_sig: .
:sara_sig: ^ see that?
:sara_sig: That is a concentrated ball of rage
:sara_sig: Refined hatred poured into one small dot
:sara_sig: "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that
:sara_sig: I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
:sara_sig: It goes way beyond that
*
JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.
vietchino: call 911
JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
*
:TriNitY: how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
:Mr_Man: i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
*
:AcidGame: Shit!
:legozrule: What?
:AcidGame: I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.
:legozrule: Then what?
:AcidGame: I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_<
*
:the_Speed_Bump: I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
:the_Speed_Bump: Every day is a struggle.
